what is the best way to share my AIDS with everyone I can as fast as possible
- anonymous

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Get a job as a prostitute Funny  |  Stupid
 
I was wondering how to be better with words in real-time conversations.
- Anna

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alcohol Funny  |  Stupid
Think Faster Funny  |  Stupid
Say'Inconceivable!' at least once per conversation. Funny  |  Stupid
Study the dictionary Funny  |  Stupid
 
I eat candies all time and i want to know if that is healthy?
- Maria Camila Delgado

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The diabetic in you is screaming in agony Funny  |  Stupid
i remember when i was 7 Funny  |  Stupid
no, there is no way eating candles is healthy. Funny  |  Stupid
 
why is my husband so mean?
- Christin

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Because you no make sandwich correctly. Funny  |  Stupid
Relationships can be compared to mirrors Funny  |  Stupid
You didn't make him a sandwich and the kitchen is dirty. Funny  |  Stupid
I asked your conscience, and she thinks he has anger issues. Funny  |  Stupid
 
how do i show up my sister at videogames?
- Riley

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T-bag her. Funny  |  Stupid
cunt punch Funny  |  Stupid
Buy a TV for the kitchen first Funny  |  Stupid
Stop sucking Funny  |  Stupid
 
how do i get my boyfriend to spend more time with me?
- morgan

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boobs Funny  |  Stupid
Swallow. Funny  |  Stupid
treat him every once in a while. the occasional bust on the face or blowjob during video games never hurt anyone. Funny  |  Stupid
have sex with another girl Funny  |  Stupid
Stop wearing clothes. Funny  |  Stupid
One Word-flirt. Funny  |  Stupid
Become a stripper. Funny  |  Stupid
Put an 360 in your vag Funny  |  Stupid
 
how to make my wife laugh
- mike

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pull down your pants Funny  |  Stupid
attempt to cook Funny  |  Stupid
Make your kids laugh, and so will she. Funny  |  Stupid
tickle her nipples Funny  |  Stupid
N2O Funny  |  Stupid
 
How to call a girl beautiful
- John lee

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say "you are beautiful" Funny  |  Stupid
don't call you ass. literally go up to her and say "damn gurl, you lookin b-e-a-u-ti-ful" Funny  |  Stupid
say she's lookin fly in her awesome tie. Funny  |  Stupid
grow a sack faggot Funny  |  Stupid
Hire James Blunt Funny  |  Stupid
 
Is Tiffany Beach willing to cheat on her asshole boyfriend with me?
- Adam

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With rohypnol anything is possible. Funny  |  Stupid
Probably cause she sounds like a slut Funny  |  Stupid
Why would you want a woman who's willing to cheat? What makes you think you arent next Funny  |  Stupid
I am your conscience. i say yes! Funny  |  Stupid
I am her conscience. I say Yes! Funny  |  Stupid
 
how will i die?
- bill

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Suddenly. At 11:32AM on Tuesday, July 11, 2017. (Spoiler: It's going to be a really popular YouTube video.) Funny  |  Stupid
I don't know, all I know is that no one will miss you Funny  |  Stupid
rape victim Funny  |  Stupid
 
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